Hitler/Chaplin Mustache Diary; A Social Experiment
May 8th 2013 Prologue I've decided to grow a hitler mustache. My logic is, why should we let one jerk ruin a style for everyone else forever. Besides, he wasn't always a nazi. He was an artist for a while. I also thought about getting a hat to go with it, but I think I would probably look like a sideshow barker or an emcee at a gay nightclub. You can call it a charlie chaplain if that hits the ear better, but then I would almost definitely need the hat. In any case, when it grows in, it's gonna be tight. When people see it, they're gonna be all like "yeah, that's tight". May 9th 2013 So far, I look like a teenage Chicano version of the Pringles mascot. But when it grows in good, that jown' gonna' be sharp. Full-throttle up out ya' eyeballs. Just leave it to beev. Straights up. May 10th 2013 I conditioned it with pert. and I brushed it a little. That's all. I'm thinking about getting a cane or a big ring to go with it. I also haven't...